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fagotron:

Where do they even find these titles oh my fucking god

applemal:

bringing it back

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tread carefully, children

ghettoblastin:

The Assassin » by invertedrainbow reviews
AU. Ferb Fletcher is the best assassin in the business, so when he was hired to assassinate a roomful of acquaintances of the Flynn Family, he thought everything would go smoothly… until all that’s left to do is kill Phineas Flynn. Ferb/Phineas

fun fact: i looked this up and um

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rudesauce-deactivated20130328 asked: So I wonder if you've come across THIS: many years ago on Live Journal, there was a community, and a star member, who wrote fanfics devoted to Harry Potter male pregnancy + rimming. The best thing about one of the main contributors was that she identified as an otherkin dragon, but was married with kids and was a Sunday school teacher. Should I find you the link?

that sounds beautiful, please do

osa-p:

Firstly, where the hell is Kuwabara?

Secondly, why are Yusuke and Hiei wearing their normal pants, but Kurama’s got on these lace-up hooker pants? Cereally, what?

Thirdly, WHERE THE HELL IS KUWABARA? HE NEEDS TO GET IN ON THIS

fuckyeahbadart2:

Honestly, I’d make that face too.

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#yugioh  #fanart  

catbountry:

marlooo:

whoooops

MY PANTS ACCIDENTALLY FELL DOWN WHILE I WAS PUTTING UP THIS MISTLETOE.

GUESS YOU HAVE TO KISS MY DICK.

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this weekend, find us some really great politislash! ›

Julian and Daniel Assange were in seclusion, hiding away from the world.

"Son, my internet is missing," Julian said, shaking back his majestic locks. "Without it, where will I get my naked man porno?"

Daniel said nothing, but removed his clothing. All of it, until he was naked. His penis was erect. “For you, dad. I am hiding you here and taking away your internet for your own good.”

He plunged his quivering man-flesh into the elder Assange’s dusky rosebud, once, twice, three times, then came with a great cry, his seed leaking out of his father’s anus like Iraq War videos, like American diplomatic cables.

 
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